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  31 MAR 08 | CAROLINE'S NEW YORK, NY  
Sick of Winter weather? Trick yourself into thinking we're well into the dog days of summer by attending Caroline's upcoming PRIDE show. I can't promise you hard-bodied go-go boys tossing swag from floats, but I can promise me and a bunch of other queers (and their faghags…er, opposite-sexed platonic companions) performing some side-splitting stand-up in one of the world's most famous comedy venues. When you make your reservation, tell them you're coming to see your favourite 'mo; that way, they keep asking me back and you get in for the nice price of $5+2 drinks (regularly $15+2 drinks). It's a win-win situation. Show starts at 9:30pm, so don't be late. Oh, and wear something tight…you've got good stuff. Caroline's | 1626 Broadway (49th/50th) | 212.757.4100 map | view the flyer | watch the video
 
  25 FEB 08 | CAROLINE'S NEW YORK, NY  
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name. Failing that, you settle for a place where the MC has it written down on a scrap of paper and has to be coached on its proper pronunciation. That's right, folks…I'm kicking off 2008 with a gig at Caroline's on Broadway and you are cordially invited. The show starts at 7:00pm and you must mention my name, when you make your reservation, in order to get in for $5; otherwise, it's $15. As always, there's a two drink minimum, but I don't foresee that being a problem for you boozehounds. Caroline's | 1626 Broadway (49th/50th) | 212.757.4100 map | view the flyer | watch the video
 
  03 NOV 07 | PEOPLE'S IMPROV THEATER NEW YORK, NY  
"Ooops, there goes my shirt, up over my head…oh, my. Ooops, there goes my pants, droppin' to my knees…oh, my." Why the Tweet? Well, yours truly has joined Andy Olfeish's Naked Comedy Showcase for a one-night-only special event. Those of you who have seen me perform know that I bare my heart and soul, on stage. Well, it was only a short leap from that to my bum. For $10, you get to hear the jokes and see the Yianni pulani and, let me tell you, it don't get much better'n dat. Current co-workers and clients are respectfully asked to not attend this event, as it would be an HR nightmare. Andy Olfeish's Nake Comedy Showcase at the People's Improv Theater | 154 W. 29th Street (Sixth/Seventh) | 212.563.7488 map | view the flyer | listen to the MP3
 
  20 AUG 07 | CAROLINE'S NEW YORK, NY  
Back-to-back gigs at Caroline's on Broadway?!? Unheard of…well, at least for me. Take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity by showing up and laughing your ass off. The show starts at 7:00pm and you must mention my name, when you make your reservation, in order to get in for $5; otherwise, it's $15. As always, there's a two drink minimum, but consider that an investment in my future—the drunker you are, the funnier I am. Caroline's | 1626 Broadway (49th/50th) | 212.757.4100 map | view the flyer | watch the video
 
  19 JUN 07 | CAROLINE'S NEW YORK, NY  
Kick off PRIDE with some of New York's hottest up-and-coming comics. I'll be taking the stage for the first time in six months and with all-material, so don't miss it. The laughter begins at 7:00pm. If you mention my name, when you make your reservation, you'll receive the PRIDE price of $5 + a two-drink minimum. Caroline's | 1626 Broadway (49th/50th) | 212.757.4100 map | view the flyer | watch the video
 
  13 NOV 06 | CAROLINE'S NEW YORK, NY  
Don't be the only one at the Thanksgiving table who has nothing to share when it's time to count your blessings. Come see me at 7:00pm and trump all the "a promotion at work," "being surrounded by loved ones" and "my health" with "I'm thankful for big, queer comedy at the bargain basement price of $5 + a two-drink minimum*!"Caroline's | 1626 Broadway (49th/50th) | 212.757.4100 map | view the flyer | watch the video
* when you mention my name, when making your reservation.
 
  28 SEP 06 | LAILA LOUNGE BROOKLYN, NY  
Here's another gig for all my Williamsburg homies who can't be bothered to cross the river to see your favourite faggot funnyman. I'll be back at Laila Lounge for That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore, a night of comedy, music, short film and performance art. Best of all, this shit is FREE! Laila Lounge | 133 N. 7th Street | 718.486.6791 map | view the flyer
 
  21 JUN 06 | CAROLINE'S NEW YORK, NY  
Come see me perform some out, loud and proud comedy as part of Caroline's LGBT new talent showcase. It'l be like a circuit part, but with a lot more laughter and a lot less nudity, drugs and music. Just be sure to mention my name, when you make your reservation, to receive the nice price of $5 + a two-drink minimum. Caroline's | 1626 Broadway (49th/50th) | 212.757.4100 map | view the flyer | watch the video
 
  04 MAR 06 | CAROLINE'S NEW YORK, NY  
Tired of watching me perform at some of New York's seediest comedy clubs? Join me for my big time debut at Caroline's on Broadway. I'll be performing at 5:00pm with a bunch of other Caroline's virgins, so all I ask is that you be gentle. It's a $10 cover + a two-drink minimum. Caroline's | 1626 Broadway (49th/50th) | 212.757.4100 map | view the flyer | watch the video
 
  22 FEB 06 | THE COMIC STRIP NEW YORK, NY  
The Comic Strip has asked me back and this time I don't even have to sleep with anybody. There's a $10 cover + a two-drink minimum, but that's a small price to pay to laugh so hard you'll wet yourself (shit…that's another $15.99 for Depends). The party starts at 6:30pm, so don't be tardy. No reservation necessary. The Comic Strip | 1568 Second Avenue (81st/82nd) map | view the flyer | watch the video